Saturday, February 13, 2010


So, I love The Office. And Creed is one of the many characters who makes me pee my pants. Here's why:

Friday, February 12, 2010

A little (more) insight into me

So, I write a lot of blog posts. Not as many as I used to, but RL seems to get in the way. I thought that maybe, possibly you guys might want a little insight into me. (If you did you would read my blog posts with that label, right?) There is more to me than my insane love of Twilight and Rob and I thought you might wanna know a little about me. Maybe you do, maybe you don't, but I made a little video showing you where I live anyway.

Forgive the pace at which I speak. And the fact that I say "It's so pretty!" in this really lame voice three times. I am not an idiot. I just sound like one. :)

Oh and I thought I'd throw in the most adorable and badass dog in the whole wide world:

His name is Johnny. Yes, that's why. And if I ever get another dog, I will probably name him Rob. Or Patty. And naming a dog after someone you love is the highest honor, IMHO. Especially when said dog is mad handsome.

P.S. I bet you guys didn't know I totes love this guy, did you?

Reasons one (not myself of course) might be Team Jacob

So because I am a nerd, during my break at work everyday I try to read a chapter of Eclipse. And I take notes on my favorite parts so that I can rehash my love here for you guys. (Aren't you lucky?)

New Moon made me love Jacob. Really love him. And Eclipse only cemented it. I can almost understand why she might choose him over Edward.

But then I read (on page 352. lol) "You are so beautiful." And I remember why she chooses Edward. The simplicity and truth of his statement blows me away every time.

But, this post is about why I love Jacob. Edward has had much time dedicated to him already. So let's get back to it...

"Until your heart stops beating, Bella...I'll be here-fighting." (page 330)

Oh and when he kisses Bella...swoon. The way he handles her rejection (and the punch) is so cute:
"I hate you Jacob Black."
"Good. Hate is a passionate emotion." (page 332)

What if Bella chose Jake? What were her life have been like? I think she would have been happy. Content. The fire of their love would burn steady and soft. But, with Edward her love will always blaze. (So cheesy.)

"Just think about how it could be, Bella...You wouldn't have to change anything for me. You know Charlie would be happy if you picked me...And I would make you happy, Bella. There's so much I could give you that he can't...I would never, never hurt you, Bella." Melt.

"Jacob, I can't be happy without him." (page 333)

"Just think about it, Bella...You will. Tonight. And I'll be thinking about you while you're thinking about me...You kissed me back"
"That was not kissing back, that was trying to get you the hell off of me, you idiot."
"Touchy. Almost overly defensive, I would say." (page 334)

Oh Jake. I love you.

But then Edward...
"I'm not going to kill you now, because it would upset Bella...But if you ever bring her back damaged again...if you return her to me in less than the perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that, mongrel?...And if you ever kiss her again, I will break your jaw for her." (page 340)

Ahh...I can't wait to reread Fire and Ice. Epicness.

Oh and this is what Rob thinks of my toying with the idea of being Team Jacob:

It's official...I'm a pimp

So my roommate finally gave into the crushing pressure I put on her to post her fanfic on the Internets. Okay, so no crushing pressure. She is kind of a whore who wants to be famous. Okay, so that's not true either. I am super proud of her for having the courage to post her story.

Her story is called The Looking Glass and basically it is the story of Twilight, but flipped. What if the Swans were the vampires in Forks instead of the Cullens? Intriguing, no? Read it here. Or else. I kid, I kid. No, but seriously. Do it. Oh and hurry before decides to be a bitch and force her to censor it. Fuckers.

Happy Valentine's Day...from Rob

Monday, February 8, 2010

Look at my lovely cupcakes

I will NOT partake of these. I just love to decorate cupcakes. Wonder why?

Fanfiction should not have this much influence on my everday decisions...

So fanfiction influences me...a lot. From what I wear to what I drink.

At Christmas I had to buy every girl in my life one of these lovely giant cupcake cookie jars:

My roommate bought me the little cupcake. Aren't they so cute? Can you guess which fanfiction caused my cupcake obsession? I just bought some panties that have cupcakes all over them. And I bought this whole bath set with cupcake scented body wash and cupcake shaped soap. All because of this sexy tattooed man.

Yesterday I was at work and I open the freezer to find a lovely cup of vanilla ice cream and I can't help but think of Master of the Universe. Mmmmm. What a sexy and delicious story. (Oh and the ice cream didn't belong to anyone, by the way. Our boss orders ice cream from Schwan's once a month for us to eat.) Oh and Saturday night at dinner I wanted to order white wine (I've never had it. I'm more of a tequila girl.) just because of this story. I couldn't help but think of burning green eyes and a certain brunette's belly button. It just made me smile thinking of it.

Instead of the white wine, I ordered a flirtini. Why? Read this  fuckhawt story to find out. OH Edward Cullen in a bowtie AND glasses. Yum.

It's so fun to have these secret moments that only fanfic fans would understand. I can't tell you how many times everyday mundane items have brought a tingle to my....

Goodbye my fellow pervs! I love you all!