Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Possibly no "It's sexy time" this week...

So I didn't have time to do an "It's sexy time" post this morning. And now my laptop power cord is screwed. Again. I ordered yet ANOTHER one. I am so friggin' pissed that I have to buy another one. What is it about these damn cords. Anyway, I am using my bro's Mac to do this post and he is looking like he really wants to get back on it, so I can't do the post right now. I'm afraid it may have to wait until next week. I mostly do them for me anyways, but I feel bad when I don't post them. Like I'm neglecting him or something. Anywho, talk to you all soon!

So apparently it is so

Rachelle has been recast. And it's not because of the bull Summit was feeding us. Apparently, Rachelle did have a scheduling conflict, but a very minor one. Read it here. It sounds as if, for some reason, that Summit was not very committed to keeping Rachelle as Victoria. Why does Summit have to screw with us? If it ain't broke, don't fix it. I am so pissed!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Say it isn't so

I know I have been neglecting the blog as of late, and for that I am sorry. But when I saw this, I knew I had to say my piece. We are all worried about how New Moon is going to turn out. We are all invested in the Twi saga and we want the rest of the movies to turn out well. I am one of the few out there who thinks that Twilight (the movie) was well done. I think Catherine did a fantastic job. Of course there are differences. Did anyone expect the movie to be an exact replica of the book? Of course not. That would have been impossible. I think Melissa Rosenberg did a bang-up job of keeping the story as close to the book as possible while still respecting that what she was ultimately writing for was a MOVIE. Anywho, I am straying from my point.

If Rachelle is truly being replaced, this is a bad sign. It is always a warning sign when characters start to be replaced in a series. It is usually the "jump the shark" moment. With so many fans already being nervous about new directors and the transformations from script to screen, it is not a good thing to throw another change into the mix. I know if it can't be helped, it can't be helped. But my question is - didn't Rachelle sign a contract to do all of the saga? I know the other stars did. I am really hoping that this is just a very NASTY rumor going around and that tomorrow I will read "Just kidding." Because this is so not good. I love Rachelle. She is Victoria. It is going to be really hard for me (and I know many others) to accept anyone else as our flame-haired villain. It's not that I dislike Bryce Dallas Howard or anything. It's just not right to replace someone that we have all grown to love. Sigh. Please don't be true.

Wednesday, July 22, 2009

It's sexy time!

Happy Wednesday! My favorite kind of Rob: scruffy and in a tie! Well, really, any kind of Rob is my favorite Rob.


Later my lovelies!

Beautious Kristen

So, I REALLY don't like Perez Hilton. I think he is scummy and totes deserved to be punched in the face by Will.I.Am's people. I mean, how long did he think he could get away with talking all that shit without someone lashing out? Plus, he talks crap about some of my favorite peeps, like KStew and Nicole Kidman. He's just a jealous bitch. YET...I read his site a lot. Guilty. Why do I continue to read? I dunno. It's addictive. And shameful.

But, I digress. I was surfing his site today and came across this:


She is so beautiful! This is supposedly a pic from 2007 around the time of Into the Wild. I luvs her. And I know this is blasphemy but if I can't be with Rob, (but I will be) I'd be okay if she was with him. Two beautiful people. sigh.

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Oh my stars

Why am I not surprised? Apparently some retard FROM GEORGIA climbed to the top of a cliff on the La Push reservation in Washington. He had to be rescued by the coast guard. What the eff? Way to make us Georgians look like complete idiots. Thanks dude.

Read about the doofus here.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

How To Be...for the 4th time

I just watched the commentary for How To Be and I gotta say...I love this movie so much. Even beyond Rob. Yes, I said it. Even if I didn't love Rob (ha) I would have still loved this movie. In all reality, if I hadn't loved Rob before, I would have after seeing this movie. In fact, I love all 3 of the main actors in the film. Johnny White and Mike Pierce are absolutely hilarious. I seriously think I have to move to London. Are all of the men from England so funny and lovely? I know they can't be, but sometimes I think that if I moved there I would be happy all the time. Just hearing an English person speak makes me smile. I swear, a Brit could be cursing me arse out (hehe) and I would enjoy it. I think I would be sublimely happy just listening to everyone speak there. To be surrounded by their mellifluous voices. sigh. Anyway, I just wanted to say that I went into this movie just for Rob, but Oliver, Mike, and Johnny won me over. I never expected to fall in love with this film, but I'm afraid that I did fall. Arse over tit. God, I love British slang!

P.S. I gotta say my favorite parts involve Johnny White. He is completely adorable. And you have got to watch the extended scenes. Watching Rob, Johnny, and Mike giggle drunkenly is priceless!

P.P.S. I am so thankful to Rob because if it weren't for him, I probably would never have seen this amazing movie and what a shame that would have been. He really has opened so many of his fans up to things they may never have been exposed to, like the musicians he likes, the books he reads, and the small films he was in.

It's sexy time!

This picture has been making the bloggy rounds and it was just too good to pass up. Who doesn't want to see Rob all wet? You're welcome!

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Rob distraction

I bought my Bobby Long tickets today! And in doing so, I decided I should probably listen to some of Bobby's music. Now, don't get me wrong. I am not ONLY going to see Bobby because he is friends with Rob. I know that is a completely stupid reason, but I know I am not alone in loving Rob's friends simply because they are ROB'S friends. I really, really, really love live music and will pretty much be satisfied listening to anyone sing. I really admire people who have the courage to get on stage and do something that they are passionate about. Especially when you are unknown. It has to be terrifying to share so much of yourself in front of a crowd of strangers. I will pretty much listen to anyone perform. Especially if a guitar is involved. Guitar=hotness. I do like Bobby's music, but I found myself drifting over to YouTube and listening to Rob's music. I put my headphones in and close my eyes and I can almost feel myself in the room with him. And I can pretend he is singing to me. sigh. And since I will probably never have the opportunity to ever hear Rob sing live (thanks to the fact that the whole world loves him now. dammit. quick everyone, go back to thinking Rob is just some British guy who is in Harry Potter. think that he is just average looking. go back to ogling Zac Efron. please!!), Bobby may be as close as I can get. But I'll take it!

Anywho, before I get too lame and cheesy, I just wanted to post these videos of Rob's singing. Mostly so I can have a quick reference when I need some Robenading (Rob serenading). Man, I am making up way too many Rob words. Lameness. Enjoy!

I'm officially in love, BTW. No srsly.











I just love RobArt. sigh.


I wanted to include Rob singing I'm Doing Fine, but I couldn't find a clip on YouTube. I absolutely LOVE How To Be and that is my fave song in the movie. I love when he says "That was wicked." So cute.

Monday, July 13, 2009

Bobby Long August 21!

I was aimlessly rifling through Twitter when I stumbled upon a tweet that made me squeal. Bobby Long is coming to Atlanta August 21!!!! And I am totes going with my friend Sarah. Woot-woot!! We are convinced that this is the beginning of our Robstiny (Rob destiny). I love the Brits!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

A record

Hugeness. I had TWO, yes TWO, new people start following me since yesterday. I have never had two new followers in the same week, much less the same day. You guys don't know how happy it makes me to have people following my blog!! Thank you so much for reading and commenting. If Rob and I weren't so busy (you know what I'm sayin') all the time, I would send him to make-out with each and every one of you! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!

P.S. Extra special thanks to my peeps over at Twitarded and Apples 'N Feathers for linking me on their pages. You guys rock my soul! Go read their blogs!

Did I mention that I fucking love this man?!

How adorable! Austin Film Festival 2008 - How To Be. Q&A with Oliver Irving and Robbie.





Transcript of the Q&A

Thanks to my new follower Betti Gefecht for pointing this out to me! I love it!!!

P.S. If you haven't seen How To Be...what are you waiting for??? It is my new fave Rob film. And the DVD has THE best footage of Rob as Rob ever in the making of documentary. I don't think it is possible for another human being to be as adorable as he is.

I fucking love this man

Thanks Sarah for telling me about this one! How on earth had I missed this gem?! I love how he is flustered by Heidi Klum. So adorable! Luvs it.



He can always make my craptastic day better. Sigh.

Thursday, July 9, 2009

New fanfiction? Help!

So I'm STILL waiting for a Wide Awake update. The good news is that AG is writing! I cannot wait. I have already read WA 3 times. I have read I Love LA, The Submissive, The Dominant, and the Office. While I wait for those to update, I want to read something new. Preferably a completed fanfiction. I am too impatient for updates. I don't like leaving things hanging, so I would really like the next fic I read to be a completed one. Could any of my Twi-hard followers suggest something for me? I really prefer Edward/Bella OOC stories. I haven't read any fanfiction where Edward is a vampire. Maybe I should try that next. Any suggestions? What are your favorites? I would love you forever!

What's wrong with me?

So, yet again I gave in to the Twilight mania. I blame my friend Sarah for enabling me. I bought a stupid $10 magazine simply because it had several really good posters of Rob. I'm saving the posters for when we move. Our apartment is going to look like Rob Pattinson threw up all over it. If only... (I'm not sick.)

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

It's sexy time!

I am on time today! Woo-hoo! The pictures from Central Park always make me sad. Here is the one where Rob has just found out I was there a mere 5 months ago:


"What do you mean Frances was here in February?! That's my damn luck!"

Monday, July 6, 2009

MAC wish list

Vanilla pigment
Lots of Lipglass/plushglass
Mineralize skinfinish natural
Paintpots
Eyeshadow palette
Blush palette
217 and 219 brushes
Tendertones
Browset
Feline eye kohl
Glitter liner
168 brush
212 brush
226 brush

Thursday, July 2, 2009

A retarded Twilight realization

So, I was rummaging through my drawers today looking for a shirt to wear as pjs when I came across an old college t-shirt. And by old I mean, I just got it about a year or so ago. On this said T-shirt is a picture of a wolf and it says "Love me. Love my wolves." In case you weren't able to discern it, my school's mascot was the Wolves. Well, at least for the last two years that I went there anyway. You see, my first two years we were the Braves. And because that is considered politically incorrect, my school voted to change the mascot my junior year. And we had the opportunity to be the coolest mascot ever (IMHO) - the Phoenixes (Is that the proper way to pluralize it??). It was the choice behind the Wolves. The explanation from our president as to why this wasn't chosen - Not enough people know what a phoenix is. What the hell? Have you people never seen Harry Potter? Grrr.

Some other possible mascots in contention were the Fire Ants (lame), the Flamers (super lame and OBVIOUSLY opening us up to a whole plethora of jokes to rival universities), and the Wolves (the lamest as it didn't reflect the school at all). Why all of the fire-related mascots you ask? Well, at the opening gates of our school, we had a flame of knowledge that burned continuously (in theory. In reality - at random times). Kinda like JFK's eternal flame. Except not.

Anywho, that was way drawn out and more info. than you needed. The point is my university's mascot was the Wolves. And it JUST dawned on me, after almost a year obsessing over Twilight how this is a totally lame and not worth mentioning connection to Twilight. I mean, my school is Team Jacob for God's sake. Why have I never put this together before? I must not be the Twi-nerd I once thought myself to be. And I am ashamed of this. It makes me wonder if other Twi-nerds at my school went all crazy when our mascot changed. I jumped on the Twilight bandwagon WAY later than most. So I know there had to be Twi-fans at my school while I was attending it. I can just see the Twi-nerds freaking when the Wolves was chosen. I wonder if it was some kind of Twi-conspiracy. Maybe the Twi-hards campaigned to get the Wolves to win. Hmmm....

Thinking about all of this, I realize that it is a really, really good thing that I didn't discover Twilight until after I graduated. There is no way I would have done well in my classes if I knew about Twilight. I couldn't have devoted enough time to school. I would have spent way too much time doing all the crazy Twi-related shit I do now to actually graduate. Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

This post was totally retarded and poorly written. I'm sorry. But I just had this epiphany and felt the need to spew it at my blog.

P.S. This was intended to be funny, but I think I may have missed the mark. I can't always be brilliant and witty. I'll leave that up to Rob.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

It's sexy time! Double dose

While parusing my various bloggys today, I came across some Remember Me set pics. I don't really like to post what everyone else already has. I like finding "vintage" pics more, but I really liked these, so I thought I'd share. Love yous!

I always knew he was a "pinky out" kind of guy. It's the Brit in him. This is just another example of why we are destined to be together: He likes Coke, NOT Pepsi.

He is just too precious for words. This is my favorite kind of Robpic: Fingers in the hair. Yum Yum.