Saturday, May 30, 2009

I COMPLETELY get it!

Not so many posts ago I recall saying "I don't get why people like Lady Gaga." I totally get it. In fact, I'm going to buy The Fame today. Sometimes I'm really wrong.

P.S. Two posts in one day!

Venting...again.

I haven't really been giving my blog as much love as I used to. I mean, I am posting every couple of days, but I used to post at LEAST once a day. Usually twice. Lately I haven't felt as compelled to spill my guts, I guess. Today, however, I do.

I have recently decided to cut someone out of my life who was doing way more harm than good. And I am really proud of myself for loving me enough to realize that even if it means hurting someone else's feelings it is worth it. I have to love myself before I love other people. I have wanted to relent on this "cutting out", especially today, but I didn't. It feels really empowering to know when someone is damaging to your psyche and to be able to give them the boot.

Kudos to me. Here's to loving yourself enough!

Thursday, May 28, 2009

It's sexy time!

Forgive me! I completely forgot about my Robsession yesterday. I know that is blasphemous, but I had a really busy day. Does that mean I am cured of my sickness? Most definitely not. Here is an extra yummy pic to make up for missing yesterday. Contain yourselves. Picture found on Rob My World.
































Monday, May 25, 2009

New Twilight Fanfiction

Okay, so The Office isn't technically new. It's just new to me. I am loving it! It has been my distraction while waiting for the final chapters of Wide Awake to update. The story features a human Edward as sexy CFO and Bella as his beautiful assistant. Plenty of naughty office happenings going on. This one is not complete either and it is killing me to read these unfinished fics. I think I'm going to read The Submissive next, which is complete. Anywho, The Office is totally sexy. I love Edward as Beautiful Bastard.

Later!

Friday, May 22, 2009

Rob's kisses auctioned

I'm sure everyone has seen this already, but I am posting this because I love it. He is so humble and adorable. I love you Robbie!! GUSH GUSH GUSH.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

It's sexy time!

It's that time again, homies. Today, I have a sexy video for you. Those lucky French bastards!



Yum. He makes me melt.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

The Descent

I just watched this for the second time tonight and I am once again uber impressed. I watched it, for the first time, about 2 years ago and I remember that I absolutely loved it so I rented it on Amazon again tonight. It is so underrated. It is one of those horror movies that has plenty of 'make you jump' moments and there isn't a huge amount of gore. I mean, don't get me wrong, there is blood, but the movie is more about making you jump.

I guess I'll give a little synopsis for ya. A group of thrill-seeking young women go on a caving expedition and end up being stalked by these weird alien-looking creatures (the best description I can think of at the moment, sorry). The first half of the movie is really about them going through the caves and actually keeps you really engaged. This is a movie where you truly don't see what's coming next.


Give this a shot. It's one of the good ones.


Later!

Monday, May 18, 2009

Twilight with a 6-year-old

This weekend was so amazing. I got to be with my homie and we watched Twilight together outside on her sister's projector. It was awesome!

Her six-year-old niece watched it with us and to hear her commentary was absolutely hilarious.

Her initial reaction to Rob Pattinson: "He's kinda funny looking."
On the lion/lamb scene: "Are they just gonna kiss already?"
Her take on Rob as Edward: "If I saw him on the street, I would take him down to the ground."
After seeing Edward stop the van: "Okay, he is AWESOME!!!" (She's starting to get it.)
What she thinks of Edward now: "If I saw him on the street, I would back off and go into my room." (She really gets it now.)

Apparently, I get a little inappropriate when watching Rob Pattinson, because Sarah had to remind me a few times that I was sitting next to a six-year-old.

Anyway, it was really fun to hang out with girls who love the story and Rob (almost) as much as I do. We laughed, ogled, made fun of Jasper, and made endless comparisons to the book. I can't wait to see New Moon with them! Countdown to November, ladies.

Later!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

Justin Timberlake + Andy Samberg = Magic

This video is hilarious!

"I'm gonna be the syrup, she can be my waffle." 'Nuff said.

Magic

Thursday, May 14, 2009

This is what I want

Okay, I'm not normally one for country music, but I heard this song the other day and completely fell in love with the lyrics. The song is so beautiful and the words so heartfelt. I want someone to wish these things for me. I know they say to get what you want, you should be putting the "vibes" out there, right? Tell the universe what you want and all that. Isn't that what The Secret is all about? Well, HELLO UNIVERSE!!

Rascal Flatts
My Wish

I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow
And each road leads you where you want to go
And if you're faced with the choice and you have to choose
I hope you choose the one that means the most to you

And if one door opens to another door closed
I hope you keep on walking 'til you find the window
If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile
But more than anything, more than anything

My wish for you
Is that this life becomes all that you want it to
Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small
You never need to carry more than you can hold

And while you're out there getting what your getting to
I hope you know somebody loves you
And wants the same things too
Yeah, this is my wish

I hope you never look back but you never forget
All the ones who love you and the place you left
I hope you always forgive and you never regret
And you help somebody every chance you get

Oh, you'd find God's grace in every mistake
And always give more than you take
But more than anything, yeah more than anything

My wish for you
Is that this life becomes all that you want it to
Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small
You never need to carry more than you can hold

And while you're out there getting what your getting to
I hope you know somebody loves you
And wants the same things too
Yeah, this is my wish

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

It's written in the stars, folks

After reading this over at Twitarded, I started researching my zodiac sign. And I noticed that I happen to be a very good match for a Taurus (which Mr. Pattinson just so happens to be). Now, I don't take too much stock in astrology, but after reading this stuff I really want to believe!!

On Taurus - Capricorn compatibility:
"Capricorn is fascinated with Taurus and there is potential for a lasting love here. Finally both have met someone who matches their stamina, both in and out of the bedroom...Sex could be explosive and will be a reason to keep coming back to one another...They will be a strong force together and their friends will say 'they look great together as a couple.'...All in all, the scenario looks very promising and sexual chemistry will be always be evident and satisfying."

Ah-hah! I knew it all along. We are completely meant to be. I think I am going to Italy to convince him. Or maybe I should wait until he goes back to London. Hmm...

P.S. When we get together and TMZ is looking for a cutsie celeb. hybrid name (like Brangelina or Bennifer), I already have one picked out for us: Robces.

A very, very special day

23 years ago, today, a very special thing happened. A beautiful, magical man was born. And I think we all know who that man is. That's right! It's Mr. Robert Pattinson. Now, I was pondering all of the special things I could do today to honor his birthday. I was going to write him a lovely poem, but all that kept coming to mind were dirty things. Like "There once was a man from Nantucket..." I decided, however, to not degrade my special man on this most sacred of all days. I simply want to wish him a very happy birthday. I hope your day is filled with many Heinekens and as many cigs as you can smoke. I hope no pap. pictures are taken of you today. And I hope you get all the dirty sex you can stand. (You know where to find me.) Thank you Clare and Richard for getting it on all those years ago.

I love you Robbie!

Aww shucks, Frances. I'll see you tonight, babe.


Monday, May 11, 2009

Woman found New Moon script in the trash

True story. Found this on Yahoo's homepage.

Clicky to read.

I would have totes held the script hostage until they let me meet Robbie! Silly woman. It was pretty awesome that she didn't just sell it to some gossip mag. or post it all over the Internet cuz plenty of other skeezes would have done that.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

English slang

I was just reading a dictionary of English slang on the internets (don't ask why) when I came across this:

toby jug: a fool, a gullible person.

Now, oddly enough Rob played a character named Toby Jugg in The Haunted Airman, which is a BBC film. This can't be a coincidence.

Hmmmm....

Pics of Rob from his Barnes Theatre Co. days

Found these over at spunk-ransom.com. Fuck me, he's pretty!

There is hope for me seeing Little Ashes

I saw this over at ROBsessed today: important Little Ashes info. Thanks guys! Apparently the days listed on the Little Ashes site are just the opening dates. The film is supposed to run longer than that. So maybe I will get to go see it. What a kick ass week - No Doubt and Robbie!

Later!

Saturday, May 9, 2009

True Blood Season 2

The sexiest thing ever!

Thursday, May 7, 2009

Why Nora Roberts and Stephenie Meyer have ruined me forever

Yay to this being my 100th post! Man, I write a lot. I have a lot of feelings, okay? I gotta express them somewhere.

This one's gonna be a serious one folks, so brace yourselves.

I was thinking today about my ex-boyfriend. Never a good thing. It was a big-time heartbreak. We dated for 2 years, lived together, and he dumped me. Much sadness. Wahhh. Anyway, I was thinking about my tendency to develop feelings so quickly. With him, I fell in love within the first 8 months that we were dating. I just knew. And I'm not one to toss love around haphazardly. I have only ever been in love once. And I loved hard. But, I do have the tendency to completely overlook a guy's negative qualities pretty easily. I want to believe that he is perfect for me. And that is usually not the case.

You see, I like being in love. I can say with absolute certainty that being in love has been the greatest thing to ever happen in my life. And I think because I love being in love, I tend to try and force guys into this "He's my soulmate." mold when they usually belong in the "He's completely wrong for you mold." The last date that I went on I found myself thinking "Maybe he could be the one for me." I tend to think that about a lot of guys I become friends with. Scary, I know. Turns out that guy is the biggest asshole I have ever met in my life. I know this with certainty because I still have to see him on a daily basis and his asshole-ishness makes me cringe.

And this "He could be the one" feeling tends to wear off if I spend enough time with the person. I had this feeling for a dude I am friends with now (and I will never tell him or you who this person is). I wasn't even attracted to him initially. But then we started hanging out more and I got to know him and I thought "maybe I could date him." Wrong-o. I have known him for quite a while now and that completely went away. I discovered that it would NEVER work for us. Now he's just like my annoying brother. We joke and pretend flirt, but we both know that dating is not an option.

I just wish that I could get rid of this ridiculous notion that every guy I meet could be THE ONE. It's getting kinda pathetic. I get my hopes up and there is really no need for it. I realize that (hopefully) one day one of these guys will be THE ONE. I just have to quit being so quick to jump to that conclusion. I guess I am just a hopeless romantic. Sometimes I really piss myself off. I need to just learn to let things develop on their own. But it's hard when I have this really odd mixture of belief in destiny and grounded realism. I believe that all things happen for a reason, blah blah blah. But at the same time I believe that we have a hand in what happens to us. It makes for a really confused Frances.

Gonna go read a sappy romance novel now. I think Nora Roberts and Stephenie Meyer have really contributed to this sickness that I have. Thanks ladies! ;)

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Little Ashes sadness

I just used mapquest to see how far the theatre that is playing Little Ashes is from my house. It is only 33 minutes away! The problem: It is playing June 5. That must be the most awesome day in the universe because that also happens to be the day that I am going to the No Doubt/Paramore concert. Oh the irony. I'll just have to wait until this one comes out on DVD too. Wahhh.

Later!

Dali/Lorca hotness

Is it wrong that I am completely turned on by this?



I feel dirty! I need to have a wash with Robbie.

It's sexy time!

Love you all. Not as much as him, though. Enjoy!

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

If anyone ever doubts that a man thinks with his...

Last night I watched The Other Boleyn Girl and it really hit me how much guys truly think with their dicks. I mean, Henry got fucking excommunicated, divorced his wife, and caused utter turmoil just so that Anne would give him a piece. Come on, how good could that pussy be? Yep, I'm gonna ruin everything just to get a taste.

Obviously, I know I'm exaggerating a bit here. There was more at stake here. Male heir to inherit the thrown, marriage as power, blah blah blah. And because I'm not in the 6th grade, this is obviously not the first time I've heard Henry's sordid tale before. But for some reason, that was the thought I had when watching that movie last night. I'm being a bit sinister here, and I don't mean to stereotype. I just found it kind of funny. And for some reason, I'm really channeling horny ole Henry lately because just the other day I watched the first episode of The Tudors. I've been in a mood, I guess.


Later!


P.S.: What's with the English today? lol.


P.S. again: Yes, I do know that The Other Boleyn Girl is a work of fiction. Doesn't mean horny ole Henry was. And it doesn't mean I'm gonna stop calling him horny ole Henry, either. :)

Bobby Long


I just saw him for the first time (yes, I know I'm behind) and whew! I've really been missing out. I've kind of been exclusively obsessed with just the Twi cast, not so much learning about Bobby or Sam. The hype surrounding them has kind of passed me by. I'm not gonna lie and say I have extensively researched Bobby's song writing skills and am completely blown away by his artistic abilities. I'm just gonna be completely shallow here - good God, is he good looking. He even sounds a little like Rob when he sings. What's in the water in London? 22 year olds with sinfully good looks and beautiful messy hair are everywhere there. So that's it. I'm going to start packing now.

Pip pip cheeri-0!

Monday, May 4, 2009

I'm very, very afraid

That Twilight fanfiction may become a new obsession for me. See, before Wide Awake, I had only ever read 1 fanfiction before in my life. And it was Roswell fanfiction. But I started reading Wide Awake and became hooked and in my frenzy to feed my fixation in between AG updates, I have been a bit of a cheating harlot. I recently started reading a new one, which is no where near as good (actually it's really not good at all) as WA, but I keep reading it. I have to know how it ends. This one is way dirtier than WA (impossible, I know) but has less angsty/romantic stuff going on. I need that in my fanfiction. I can't just read smutty smut without some lovey dovey stuff in there. Well, I guess I can because I am. :) Maybe I am just a slutty slut.

Friday, May 1, 2009

The Haunted Airman


I was lucky enough to actually find this on YouTube today. I'm not going to post the link but I'm pretty sure if you look for it, you will be able to find it. Do it soon, though before it gets taken down. I (of course) really enjoyed it. It was a quiet sort of film with not a whole lot of action. Most of the motivation is in the performances. If you are watching this soley for Rob, (and I will be the first to admit that this is the only reason I even know about this film) you will not be disappointed, as he is in every scene.

It's the first completely Rob-centric movie I've seen since Twilight. I can officially say that I have seen 3 Rob Pattinson films. Woo-hoo!

For the 3 Rob fans who don't know about this film yet, I will write a bit about it here. Rob plays WWII vet Toby Jugg who, after being paralyzed in the line of duty, is taken to a rehabilitation center. Here, he begins to have flashbacks and nightmares from his trauma. With the help of Nurse Grant, Dr. Burns, and his Aunt Julia, he tries to come to grips with his new situation. And, of course, because he is in a creepy rehab center, some strange things begin to happen to Jugg.

Definitely a thumbs up for Rob fans. Generally, though, a well-done movie.

And my mini-Ebert steps down.

Good day to you, sirs!

P.S. I think I will be speaking with a British accent for the rest of the day. I fear I have watched too much Rob today. (Is that ever possible?)

Rob is the cutest nerd ever!

Decided to keep with my promise of making this a lighter post because I found something awesome. Plus, writing about Thirteen might bring out scary Frances again, so I best give it some time. After reading this post on Letters to Rob, I started examining my poor fan status. I have only ever seen him in Harry Potter and Twilight too. How shameful! Anywho, I have a plan of buying a region free DVD player and all of Rob's movies on the UK Amazon site. Since it will likely be a while before I can afford those things, I started trolling around imdb and YouTube researching Rob's movies and I happened upon the cutest video ever. If I didn't love Rob before this, I most certainly would now. Enjoy!!



P.S. Where were boys like this in high school? If they were that awkward, they certainly weren't that good looking! Oh, and I've decided that I much prefer awkward, nerdy Rob to chiseled, God-like, Edward Cullen Rob.